One Night Only

A total LTA currently consisting of the babe George Craig and the lofty lads Mark "Mittens" Hayton, Jack Sails, James Craig and Daniel "Pob" Parkin.

They hail from the grand land of Yorkshire and are very nice to vibe to.

Lad 1: One Night Only are having a concert soon. Should I go?
Lad 2: Go@.
Lad 1: Do you want to join us feeling the vibes?
Lad 2: Yhos mate.
Lad 1: LYB.
Lad 2: WAB.

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going off on one

Idiom (UK), see go off on one. To launch into a rant or lengthy discussion about some pet subject.

Might be derived from "going off on a tangent", but has more of a connotation of annoyance.

Sorry for going off on one, but I really feel strongly about this.

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air force ones

A shoe mostly worn by people who listen to hip hop or is urban. Nelly rapped a song about them in his song with his Lunatics in "Air Force Ones". They come in many colors, and costs about 100 dollars.

Air force ones is a shoe. This isn't really an example but OH WELL.

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all up ons

The state of flirting with a man, especially one who has used the ab-abber. See Homestar Runner.

"The ladies will be all up ons."

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Which One's Pink?

Reference in Pink Floyd's "Have a Cigar" to the early days when they first started out; supposedly a record exec. asked them "Which one of you is Pink?"--and of course none of the members are named Pink.

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pinch one off

v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd

After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.

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One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

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