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Hockey People

Ice Hockey players that see figure skaters as weak children wearing skimpy uniforms. You will most often see hockey people man-spreading on the ice. If you are not sure what they look like, they are compatible to a bow-legged gorilla when on the ice. They often say that they hate figure skaters, when really they are just jealous that them bow legged gorillas can't ever move like a glorious figure skater.

"Look at those dudes other there, they're such hockey people."

by FigureskatingYASS February 3, 2022


National turn tall people into bridges day

On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.

PREPARE TO BE STEPPED ON TALL BOI CUZ IT'S NATIONAL TURN TALL PEOPLE INTO BRIDGES DAY

by Rekunance October 6, 2023


any people who capitalizes letters every word beginning

grammatical errors
-doesn’t put apostrophes, if they do, they will use ‘’
-does not censor profane words
-an every consonant, the same thing goes to a and vowels
-uses “a” when that word is a plural noun

any people who capitalizes letters every word beginning

by RandomGuy_5543 February 16, 2024


Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram…

If you don’t fucking like what 20+ year old niggas are doing then unfollow them. Simple as that nigga, don’t worry about their life. Seem like you the one who need to change your mentality….

Why the FUCK you on these niggas dicks for? Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram…

by Muthafucking mind ya business November 24, 2021


Hangin' out with the wrong people

Lame excuse often used to rationalize why somebody's life went in a bad direction

Hangin' out with the wrong people, my ass! You ARE the "wrong people", fool. Wise the hell up!

by thurb April 25, 2021


Clear People

A white person. Singular

Translucent for plural.

Look at that clear person. We in here with the translucent people.

Look at that clear people. We in here with the translucent people.

by Orchid0830 February 11, 2024


If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric

Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024