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My Person

Someone who would accept you even when you’re being a dick. Someone who would wake up at 3AM to hide a body for you. They’re your everything and life has no meaning without them.

Christina is my person I tell her everything even before my boyfriend Derek.

by 5078_kaid April 7, 2022


Personal Project Report

A personal project report is a shitty report done 3 hours before you hand it in. It comprises of spelling errors, forged dates and dead lines, and fake emails written by you to you. It is the shittiest report you will ever write (if you are an IB student) and honestly, most of us procrastinate getting it done, using the six months they give us to do anything other than the report and using the week before to complete the fucking report, that IB may or may not even read :D

Student 1: did you finish the Personal Project Report yet?
Student 2: I haven't even finished strand i of A.

Student 1: It's due tomorrow...
Student 2: I know.

by ifyckinghateibohmygodpleaseKMS November 27, 2022


White person

People like Oli London who think they are above society. They are not to be confused with “People who happen to be white.”

This Oli London twat is such a white person

by Adondobread July 2, 2021


white person spicy

A food that is the perfect spice level for the average white person

Pepper, and mayonaisse are examples of white person spicy foods

by 69 Is A Number September 10, 2023


lazy-productive person

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.

I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.

by CelestialSeaCow February 12, 2018


Person 999

Never ever will be used but here.

In the person universe there can only be 999 people

Person 1:hey
Person 2:hi
Person 3:you suk
Person 4:no u

Person 999: Ԁʎƃpʎƃɥɾ˥pƃǝʎƃpɥƎnpqnpɥqɾǝHnǝᴉɥɐspnƃɟʎ

by WOWIE SANS!!!!! January 10, 2023


End of Days person

A person who thinks everyone and everything is out to get them and destroy their way of life. The type of person you immediately unfriend on all social media. Similar to a conspiracy theorist, but an End of Days person will unprovokenly dump their psychotic thoughts on you without hesitation. Best to stay away.

Pat: "Did you see the article on what they put into the vaccines??? I can't believe that the government would force us to get those. I will never get anything made by the government."

Sean: "Stay away from the End of Days person over here."

by March 9, 2022