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ho, ho, ho

An expression father christmas uses to sluts hame little children. (hoe hoe hoe).

"I want a vibrator for christmas" the 5 year old yelled in pure exitement.

"you sure are a little ho, ho, ho"

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021

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Ho Ho Ho...

Your mon's a hoe

Student : what u say, what u say?

Teacher : I said, who ever threw that paper, Ho Ho Ho... your mom's a hoe

by Tb96 November 27, 2023


ho ho ho

The three sex workers who hang out with St. Nicholas at Yuletide.

The association of St. Nick as the patron saint of sex workers is a long one. Supposedly, the original legend was that St. Nicholas was a bishop who lived a few hundred years after Christ. A poor man with three daughters had few other options than to sell them into prostitution (so three hos: ho ho ho!) because that other (and nastier) sex-for-money scam, heterosexual marriage, would require that he pay money he doesn't have for a wedding for each of them. Presumably St. Nick paid for the wedding by anonymously throwing a bag of coins through the window. By the time of the third engagement, the father began to become curious and started watching the window to determine who was paying for all of this - so St. Nick outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of gold through the chimney.

Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.

by bitchuck December 24, 2024


Justin Ho

Gay

This guy asked me out even though I am straight, I think he is a Justin Ho

by y-tho September 20, 2017


snorkel a ho

Well you see you put the snorkel in there and then you...

First one to snorkel a ho gets to fuck Billy's non 1st

by Fatty Boomba September 22, 2021


Ho xuan

A man who is very strong and buff. He never gives up until the job is done. A caring and hardworking man who will take care of his loved ones with all his heart. Doujin and seiyuu expert.

Friend 1 : Bro, who's your doujin sensei?
Friend 2 : It's Ho xuan of course!

by notscolhs November 22, 2021


Ho Twins

When a woman has intercourse with two different men in a short period of time resulting in fraternal / superfucundational twins being born - often of different races or color.

LaQuesha got fucked by both Darnell and Chad at the club last night - now she is expecting Ho Twins

by The Egg Farmer June 8, 2021