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When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.
Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!
A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.
(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|
I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
A Wicked Boner is part of a NFT collection available at opensea
A condition similar to victimitis that causes one to often cast themselves as a victim for the purposes of self-gratification. Severe cases can lead to the person manufacturing scenarios entirely in order to maintain their victim status.
The man’s victim boner could only become fully erect when he felt that others where feeling sorry for him. That caused him to repeatedly orchestrate scenarios where he was the victim of attacks.
When someone in your group is no fun and tries to ruin the fun for the group.
We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.
Wanting to eat something really badly
Ahh man those corndogs look so good I just got a mouth boner
a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning
she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway