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Something truly awesome, unexpected, epic, life-changing, fantastic or truly quality.
I found an un-opened slim jim on the side walk!!! Fuckin sweet boners dude!!!
When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time
My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.
I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.
The part of your pants that always bunches to give the impression that you have a colossal hard on even when you don't.
John: Mark, you've got the fattest boner right now.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.
(noun): a compelling worry
I'm not having a hate boner; I'm just having a worry boner, ok?
when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.
man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!
man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.
the period of time in which after you ejaculate, you still have a full erection
"Aw man I still have leftover boner, I guess you have to give me ANOTHER handjob!"
Another cool name for a boner.
Guy1: I'm having a boner right now.
Guy2: Dude, u don't call it a boner! That's bland! Say boner sword! It sound more awesome.