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A game where two guys slap their flaccid penises together. The first guy to get an erection loses.
Let's have another arousing round of "Battle Dicks!"
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is what happens when you give your girl the long dick. shes hooked. you got that girl all kinds of dick dizzy. she cant even walk straight shes so dick dizzy. its a simple math equation, you+ long dick= one dick dizzy female.
el duderino- dude how did it go last night?
bromo- man, i accidently gave her the long dick, and she got so dick dizzy she fell down 3 times. shes trippin.
el duderino- man i want to get dick dizzy and trip.
girl- wow im so dick dizzy! can you drive me home?
dude- hell no, that shit is contagious.
dude- so you tryin to get a little dick dizzy?
girl- if i knew what that was i might try it.
dude- well here comes the long dick. you ready?
girl- oh wow this is insane! i never thought i wouold get this dick dizzy.
dude- yeahhh, you want a towel?
girl- i hate you, i dont want the long dick.
dude- bitch your dick dizzy, lay down before you get sick on my bed.
girl- your right, im so out of it, is there a cure for this?
dude- yeah, more long dick.
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A stupid person. You can make up any definition for the word, but it bascially means a complete ass.
Marline was being a dick wad in 5th period
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Telling a straight guy to litterly take a penis up the ass
"Hey I saw your mom naked the other day "
" Fuck a dick dude"
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occurs when a non-circumsized male attains full erection.. and the "stank" that was hiding under the foreskin is now fully exposed and wofting all around.
"I LOVE my boyfriend..butt it's hard to blow him since he's grossing me out with all that dick stank"
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You get so hammered that when you wake up in the morning the girl that your with reminds you that you had whiskey dick.
Girl: how do you feel this morning?
Guy: I don't even remember coming home last night!
Girl: Well I got two words for you "blackout dick"
Guy: what is that?
Girl: look it up on urban dictionary!
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