National Dick Sucking Day II

The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.

Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.

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Suck it 6 ways from sunday

Sucking the hell out of some cock!

Damn babe, I want to suck it 6 ways from sunday, l

The ATF Can Suck My Dick

This is just for the mug

Chad: Hey Kyle did you get the "The ATF Can Suck My Dick" mug?
Kyle: Fuck ya i got that mug!

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biden sucks big ole buttcheeks

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

joe: hey man, did you hear what biden did?
mason: who’s biden?
joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
mason: ohhhh I hate that guy

joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

suck my nigga felix’s dick

oh golly gee it’s october 24th can’t wait to give felix the gluck gluck 9000
you’ve reached the voice mail of felix *beeeeeeeeep

sluourrrirhrhidndp -you sucking my nigga felixs dick.
suck my nigga felix’s dick

gu suck yo muma/mada

its wat jamaicans use to bout someone.it mesns ''go suck your mom or mothers pussy

leave mi alone and gu suck yo muma/mada

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sucking too hard on your lollipop

dwelling overly long on a subject to the point of being obsessive

Woman: "It's been a week since my date and that guy hasn't called me back yet!"

Friend: "You're sucking too hard on your lollipop, girl. Let it go already!"

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