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On April 13th it’s national grab a tit day, it can be either a girl or a guys tit but it can only be one.
Hey it’s national grab a tit day! Cool man!
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January 2 of every year is the official day for appreciating breasts, preferably those pertaining to the female anatomy. It beats the Hell out of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, right?
Fuck, you're still hung over from two nights ago... but guess what? At least we have an entire day dedicated to titties. That's right dude, it's National Breast Appreciation Day.
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Any girl has to make you nut as many time as she wants
National nut day and girl has to make you nut
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come toooo the place where the tropical breezes blow
come toooo the coolest place i know
the people are so great
but really there's only me
and that means i'm so great
and also there's the cheat
oh there's the cheat
in the place where the tropical breezes blow
the cheat
in the coolest place i know
the ones are always cold
and the parties last all night
and there's probably lots of chocolates
and population tire
populationnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrre
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June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.
Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”
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On November fourth, go find a leaf and name it
Hey bob, is November 4th!
What’s happening on November fourth Larry?
National name a leaf day! You have to go find a leaf and name it!
the day, april 23rd is national touch abs day. so grab a hot looking guy, with a nice six pack and feel free to touch them!
“Damn Becky, I got to touch Luke’s abs today. Thank God for national touch abs day!”