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That one office guy in any given bachelor party movie scene who's gotten shitfaced, taken his tie & wrapped it around his head, at times shown with kiss marks all over his face.
- I'm appearing in the latest Kate Hudson movie!!
- As her love interest??
- No.....as the tie guy..
A show that is hella awesome. This show is da funniest thing I have ever seen. The main character is a 40- year old guy named Peter Griffin. He is stupid and funny
Family Guy is fucking awesome!!
This guy is amazing. He's never off the dance floor apart from to get a drink... and when he gets the drink, it's only water!!! This guy should be given an award... if anyone's in Perth, goto Whispers Nightclub and witness this guy. His moves are what ledgends can only dream of!
random 1:"hey man, who the hell's that?"
random 2:"thats Dancing-Guy man, he's tha bomb. He owns the dancefloor"
random 1"aww, where's he off to?"
random 2"for a drink... of water!!!"
if your date is ugly and you don't wanna see her naked and get her pregnant, you fuck her in the ear
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)
I hate the Family Guy Position, I'd rather do it doggie style.
I Mitt Romney am the classic definition of a Wall Street guy.
Can you spare some change brother? I'm a bit light.
really tumblr famous guy. he has like 175843 followers. he also promotes and answers all your messages!
James "Have you heard of that really tumblr famous guy?"
Simon "Who? sexy british guy?"
James "Yeah, thats him!"
A phrase that is duly said right after somebody writes or says something incredibly foolish or ridiculous (i.e. full of bullshit).
See also: Bullshit detected
Twitter troll 1: Trump did a great job at handling the coronavirus
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
Twitter troll 2: The government is closing bars, restaurant, hockey tournaments, all for a miniscule virus? Wake up sheeple!
Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!