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Completely and utterly insane beyond any form of possible understanding.
Brian is off his medication I think. I phoned him today and he was completely HAT STAND!
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The act of a male positioning himself in a location to ensure maximum visibility and likelyhood of attracting inviting glances from females of the same species with the ultimate goal of having sexy time, or words to that effect.
Me: Wow this bar is choc-a-bloc with punanny tonight!
Dennis: You said it bro. I'm gonna do a Man Stand next to that gaggle of blondes. LOL
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The biggest shit that Dave Matthews has ever taken. Commonly passed off as an album, it is in fact a steaming pile of crap that when put in a cd player, plays the worst music that Dave Matthews Band has ever even imagined.
Bro #1: "Dude, whats that smell?"
Bro #2: "Bro, whats that sound?"
Bro #1 and 2: "OH! Chadwick must be listening to Stand Up again."
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When you urinate in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.
Sally was sucking my dick and I had to pee so I gave her a lemonade stand.
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The act of pissing inside a girl's asshole after a period of intense anal. After the colon is full of urine ice is put inside. Then the man or woman (lesbians) take a straw and proceed to drink the urine from the woman anus. Thus, you have the Lemonade Stand. Of course it would be advised that the person drinking the urine is standing, only because the technique is called the Lemonade Stand.
"Listen bitch, I'm gonna have me some lemonade tonight from yo stand... ya dig?"
"Like omg, johnny johnson did the lemonade stand on me last night, and today i shat nothing but pulp."
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The woman lies on your back with her legs raised and folded over so she ankles are on either side of her head, while the man squats and dips their penis or toy in and out of her vagina.
Yeah we watched Love Island and I totally gave her the ‘fuck stand’ special.