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Trying to do something the same time your other hand is busy masturbating.
"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"
Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources
If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.
A question made by the exam board AQA to fail and confuse innocent year 10 and 11's who revised biology instead received an off topic exam containing drunk 15 year olds and GM mosquitoes
Exam: What is an independent business?
Phil: Oh fuck!
Heavy Business: a difficult, uncomfortable situation that is likely to involve a fair amount of suffering.
- John and Sheila's house was robbed.
- Wow, heavy business!
To have your new wife dictate who your friends are and are not, in addtion to dictating your entire social calendar.
Hey dude, are you going to hang out sometime in 2008?
"Nah, i've been busy."
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a skanky subject that british kids have to take because it gets the school more money. its basically a waste of time for everybody taking the course.
guy 1:"did you do alright in ure gcses?"
guy 2:"not bad but i got an E in business and comunications"
guy 1:"ah yeah thats a waste of time"
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Something that most entrepreneur's start their businesses without.
Initial Investor: May I have a copy of your business plan?
Naive Entrepreneur: Well I don't have one per say, it's all in my head.
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