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The act of giving oral sex while having pop rocks in your mouth
I gave Tonqueesha some pop rocks and told her to give me a 4th of July!
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When you have sex (looking this up is kind of sad)
Guy: Baby Lets go to 4th base tonite
Girl: I'm On my period
Guy: oh come on i been wanting to nail you for ages!
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Proclaiming this erases all the idiotic things you did during the 4th of July weekend.
May be attributed to heavy drinking, marijuana etc.
It is a weekend of celebration, all your sins are acceptableand shall be forgiven if, and only if, you say this statement.
Girl: Why the fuck did you try to get in my pants this weekend?
Guy: I Plead the 4th
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The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).
Police officer: How many drinks did you have?
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).
Another guy around the same area.
Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.
Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).
Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).
Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
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The perfect couples got together on this day.
If you had your first kiss on this day with your partner, then congratulations, you guys are literally perfect.
"Guess what? We have our anniversary on June 4th!"
the best day of the year because its my birthday
people born on may 4th are hot tbh. (cause i am
You- “it’s May 4th has anyone asked you out yet today?”
Person - “no, why”
You- “it’s ask out a person day”
Person - “what’s that mean?”
You- “you just ask out a person on Ask a person out day “