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7-11 is the historical name ascribed to the most prevalent naturally occuring inconvenience store. Known since antiquity, 7-11 has become the world's foremost purveyor of toxically unhealthy processed food products. Also notable are the frictionless tile floors and the uniformly East Indian service staff.
7-11 has been a recognized natural phenomenon since the dawn of recorded history.
It is believed that the 7-11 was a natural evolution of the 7-10, a prehistoric herd animal. 7-10 were common when the entire landmass of Earth was concentrated into one supercontinent, Pangaea. Herds of 7-10 freely roamed the continent, having only one natural predator - the Chuck Norris. The massive evolutionary strain induced by such a formidable foe necessitated a new evolutionary strategy.
The first 7-11 was created by a confluence of the superintelligent East Indians and a herd of 7-10. This new symbiotic strategy proved successful - so successful, in fact, that individual members could survive without the protection of the herd. 7-11 spread to every corner of the supercontinent before the famed breakup of Pangaea (actually caused by one of Chuck Norris' temper tantrums) and so were located around the planet when humans showed up some hundreds of millions of years later.
The influence of the 7-11 on humanity has been tremendous. Former hunter/gatherer societies, upon finding a cluster of 7-11, would settle there rather than continuing their nomadic lifestyle. With the relief of the burden of constantly searching for food, humans were free to develop other primitive activities, such as religion and the killing of innocent people. It is at this point in history that we see the first evidence of Norris worship, including human sacrifice and execution by roundhouse kicking. The first cities developed around herds of 7-11, and wars were common between those who had access to 7-11 and those who did not have such privilege.
7-11 continues to be a major world influence.
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the people born on january 7 he is the best
omg he is born on january 7 he is the best
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Stands for Rotary eXperiment 7, quite possibly the greatest japanese car ever. Whether its drifting, drag racing, road racing, or whatever you wanna do with it, this car will do it all. The last generation of RX-7s (FD3S) is powered by a 13B-REW. This 1.3 liter 2 rotor, twin turbo engine can get you from 0 to 60 in 4.7 seconds in its stock form, not to mention its world class handling and braking. Give it a few mods and you'll have a hard time finding someone you can't smoke. But RX-7s aren't for everyone, you have to know what your doing with it or else the price of a rebuild can be costly.
The RX-7 can never lose!
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National "GET SOME" day
july 20th is the day known as the day to go out and get laid with anyone you can
7/20 is gonna be so bomb this year, im gonna bang shirlena! GET SOME!
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national stick a menstrual pad to your guy best friend day
girl: hehehe you know what day it is
guy: oh no!! it’s december 7th. shit *runs away*
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