This is the day the coolest, hottest, gayest, and most fantabulous people alive were born.You may even be lucky enough to be blessed with a hot girlfriend. Some may be jealous of you or even envious but embrace it. Be that girl (or guy) boss.
Person 1: whens your birthday??
Person 2: December 8th
Person 1: All hail our lord and savior
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National pretty boy day! A day to celebrate your greatness and prettiness. Let all show you appreciation.
Yo, dude where's my show appreciation??
Huh?
It's Feb 8th, national pretty boy day doofus!
Ohh, dude I forgot. Love you bro.
Yeah, I know. Homo?
Jk,unless..π
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Dave:show me your tits
Carson:what the fuck? No!
Dave:you gotta. It's 8th may National show your tits day
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The day when 16 year old Xavier weir Died due to Gunshot wound in his head and shoulder .
"Man did you hear today is April 8th , Long live Xavier Weir ."
" Heard He was number three on google when you searched up Xavier ."
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A year filled with mostly shit but a little bit of good stuff. The only good stuff is when you get the chance to embarass the teacher or get your two days with the hottest girl in school. Its mostly filled with fuck-boys and fake gangsters. 90% of the things you hear about others is a lie but you want to believe all of it, because you never know what is true. You make quiet a few friends but always lose most of them the next school year.
Boy: man school sucks
Girl: yea but 8th grade was ok
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The day the most toxic people are born
Brk that guy is toxic! Of course he is. His birthday is 8th October
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james: oh look thereβs calum go hug him!
jen: why?
james: itβs 8th February. hug calum day!
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