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Got destroyed on the pirates of the Caribbean ride
They got rid of the skeleton mermaid
A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him
Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do
Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid
Mermaid drugs are when a woman is giving you oral under water in exchange for drugs. Also called Mermaid Blowjob only difference is they're doing it for the soul purpose of drugs.
Did you see that chic, she's desperate for mermaid drugs.
It's a bit surprising, then, that there is such a long and rich history of Hoosier cryptids. indiana mud mermaid
A type of syndrome that requires one to always be in the vicinity of easily accessible drinking water.
Someone who drinks a lot of water.
‘Oh she’s totally suffering from mermaid syndrome.’ ‘Damn she obsessed with hydration, gotta have mermaid syndrome.’
"That is a beautiful green shirt that you are wearing."... "Thank you, it's Mermaid Green".