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Canfield Local Schools

A school district in Canfield Ohio ran by a board office that does not understand what money is. Canfield schools in its years of education has gotten very good at embezzling tax payer dollars. Canfield schools claims to have the highest education standards but the lowest building maintenance standards. Canfield schools specializes in 100 year old school buildings that do not have roofs. This school district continues to take tax payer money but claim that they do not have enough money to maintain the wellbeing of the school district.

Canfield Local Schools is such a terrible school district

by Mr Flood January 17, 2023


Local Thot Patrol

A special agency of the Thot Patrol that focuses it’s efforts upon one singular town or city. A majority of their affairs involve high school aged thots, although that can vary from place to place. This agencies job is to regulate harlotry locally in order to prevent nationwide catastrophe of thottery as well as protect the locals from small acts of thottery that usually go unnoticed by the larger divisions of Thot Patrol.

lHey, did you see bust at school last night?

Yea, I heard the Local Thot Patrol deadass caught a bunch of thots lackin😤💯
Ayye 🅱️ we gotta hop on that Patrol know what I’m sayin?

Hell yea no 🅱️hots allowed.

by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018


The Local Bo-Watch

Meeting someone with a bizzare quirk or general idiocy, and then telling your freinds about them later, simmilar to bitching behind someones back

Why is that guy banging his head on a tree?
Best inform the local Bo-Watch

by The Local Bo-watch July 6, 2008


local municipal tyrants

People who enforce tyranny on a local level. They will be the first wave of gun stealers and family killers. Whilst easily defeated by any competent soldier; they pose a serious threat to the average citizen. They are the Storm Troopers of the United States Government. Also known as: police, cops, pigs, 12, 5-0, Coppers (for those old folk), dog killers, and wife beaters.

The local municipal tyrants have little to no training and are easily started by your chuawa.

by cp_pone April 18, 2021

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bang local milf

From the word bang it means to have sex to MILF (Mother I Love to Fuck)

Bang Local Milf is fucking awesome

by Peniahm November 8, 2021


local cheeto girl

A “local Cheeto girl” is a girl that is mainly “ghetto”, is loud for no reason, flirts with every guy, always dragging attention to herself because that’s what they enjoy the most, they wear “fluffy sandals”, they have extremely long lashes, want to start fights with everyone, acts tough when they are not, and always eating a bag of “hot Cheetos” for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also, we can’t forget the red stain on their thumb and index finger after licking the “hot Cheeto” dust.

“Bro Jessica be literally flirting with every guy at school”
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“No shit, she’s literally our (local) cheeto girl
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“Ay bro!”
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“Wassup”
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“Look, she definitely the local cheeto girl haha”
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“Why you say that?”
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“Just look at her outfit, plus she’s eating (hot Cheetos) at 7am, class hasn’t even started yet hahaha”
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“Ahhh i get you now Hahah, she definitely a local (cheeto girl) hahah”

by Yoitz_isaac July 3, 2022


Your..Local..Simp

someone who is local and is a simp

they are also gay

"aw mate look theres the local simp"
"aw yeah their definitely a Your..Local..Simp"

by rawruwuowo September 18, 2021