When your poo is the consistency of a creamy, dairy-based, semi-frozen dessert beverage.
Dude, I think I’m sick. I’ve made like four toilet milkshakes today.
Where you make a milkshake after preforming the act of self pleasure to re-hydrate and give a tasty snack.
"I just made a dick milkshake!"
When a black and a white person fuck a girl and both ejaculate inside her, resembling an Oreo milkshake
Yeah man, me and my friend ______ Oreo milkshaked this bitch last week!
When two men, one black and one white, have a threesome with a girl and both ejaculate inside her, resembling an Oreo milkshake.
Yeah man, me and my friend _____ Oreo milkshaked her last week
One who is compelled to take a stand against trivial matters and air their frustrations—usually pertaining to fastfood—on Facebook
“Dear Steak n Shake, if I come through the drive through and you tell me I can’t have a milkshake because your machine is down, you’re not allowed to have ‘Shake’ in the name of your restaurant!”
—Tim’s Facebook status, 1:37am
Tim is being a milkshake gatekeeper
When you hack a phlegm wad into your mouth and then swallow it down.
“Did you just swallow a Denver milkshake, dude!?”
When a fart releases a combination of semen and lube
Just farted and some hot milkshake came along with it