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albino nosebleed

An "albino nosebleed" is a sexual act that is achieved from oral sex. To achieve, firmly place both hands on the back of your partners head 10 to 20 seconds before ejaculation. While ejaculating, continue to apply pressure to back of head and do not release partner until completion. Wallah! Your partner should have seman draining from nasal cavity.

"My old lady tried to tell me the other day to not cum in her mouth! I said fuck it and gave that bitch an albino nosebleed!"

by Spock Spacedock February 19, 2010


albino nosebleed

when a girl has semen dripping out of her nose after a male ejaculates in her nostrils.

after sex, mary had to get a paper towel to clean up her albino nosebleed.

by skeeton45 May 29, 2013


Albino gorilla

Ed stecher

You know who fucked that albino gorilla ?

by Mjlikescotton May 6, 2016


Albino Gorilla

Someone who is very pale, with puffy cheeks. They look like a gorilla, but they are too pale. Therefore, they are an Albino Gorilla.

“Dude, Brice looks like an albino gorilla!!!”
“Duuudddeee, you’re right!!”

by Bestie_is_ac October 29, 2019


African not Albino

An African that isn't white. The true black man.

I swear he's African Albino? No; he's African not Albino.

by TooScatty May 22, 2018


Albino Raccoon Mask

When you fill a person's eye sockets (either your own or a partner) with cum, so that it looks like they have white rings around their eyes.

Dude, I busted a nut so hard that I shot my load into my own eyes. It looked like I had an albino raccoon mask.

by jimmy tard January 31, 2014


albino butter tooth

A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.

"My golly gosh old bean you are quite the albino butter tooth".

by The oracle of maple syrup July 27, 2017