Mia: Ugh I hate Alfie.
Alfie: Suck your mum you fat slag.
Weirdos: OOOOOOOOHHHH
Alfie is a great guy who is normally very sport and proud of it. He’s super nice and is always there for you no matter what. He’s a really goofy person who could make you smile so easily. Alfie is one of a kind <33
Someone: Omg I met this guy who’s so nice i think i love him.
Me: Let me guess his names Alfie.
Alfie is a small, chubby boys name who (even if white) get to say the n-word
Alfie can say the n-word as he is FAT
someone i loved who didn’t even like me at all but still talked to me everyday
person: don’t be such an alfie
Usually a popular boy, or at least somebody who has a lot of fans. A boy boy, likes some sort of sport and is funny and kind
Girl1 :‘Hey look! There’s Alfie!’
Girl 2 : ‘Wow! He’s so cool!’
A friend of Alfie: ‘Hey wanna play football later?’
Alfie: ‘sure!’