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miniture cucumbers
"we cum in peace"
I had a nice jucy alien wang in my lunch
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There have been reports of extraterrestrial life amid Cupertino residents. This life form has been spotted by a student who works at the wheat field as a hobby.
This alien is mocked by high school students due to its absurdity.
This is absurd, how can an alien be at Cupertino- a city which excels in technology?
This rumor of the Cupertino Alien is quite interesting.
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A person whose behavior leads you to doubt whether they are, in fact, a member of the human species.
A man randomly stops you on the street to ask you why there are no recycling bins in this city, telling you what a shame it is, and asking you who could possibly change this situation.
After you manage to break free from his insanity, you turn to your friend and say, "Man, what a fucking space alien!"
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Alien that comes from another planet that needs sex from humans, usually kinky.
She strokes lots cocks and she does everything sexual and she is kind of a weird girl. Sometimes she acts like she is from another planet and she's horny like a alien nypho.
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Probably one of the most bad ass gaming clans ever. Super chill players, and clan leaders.
Person 1: Man we own!
Person 2: Sure Do!
(alien zaps the fuck out of them)
Alien Rebels: PWNED MOTHER FUCKERS!
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What Kat made up when she saw a white object flying in the night sky. It was making animal noises, Therefore, It was an alien bird.
I swear! i just saw an Alien bird!!
Shut the hell up, Kat
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