Ankle Spankers

When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.

Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!

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Sandy ankle

Sprained ankle caused by spending too much time at the beach walking in the sand.

After a long weekend in sag harbor and spending too much time walking on beaches, John developed a bad case of sandy ankle.

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Dem Ankles

An expression used by men when a woman wearing a very long skirt walks past. It can be used to refer to women wearing a burqa or the uniform of a catholic school.

Occasionally used in an ironic way, to draw attention to how covered up the woman is.

*Girl walks past with her skirt almost touching her shoes*

Guys watching: "Dem Ankles..."

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Ankle Tickler

When someone does something cool and there penis (in their mind) is so large it will tickle their ankle.

Briar just did some really cool stuff, i bet he has an ankle tickler

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VG Ankles

Being stupid,ugly,or downright retarded

Dude:Ur acting like VG ankles
Dude 2: But I'm not stupid

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ankle cat

a girls past reincarnation too an Egyptian god of the sea, laying on his ankles as a human girl. previous previous life;; as a lap cat!

if she wont let go of your ankles, you've surely got yourself an ankle cat.

"hey there, nice ankles. i'm gunna make myself comfortable on them. "

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Scooter Ankle

Almost like killing your self/sliting your wrist but 100000000x WORST. It feels someone is using a GODDAMN KNIFE TO CUT YOUR FUCKING LEG OFF BUT THEY CONTINUALSY FAIL OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Chris: AHHHHHHHHHH... we have so much homework
James: I know right, IM COMIT FUCKIN SCOOTER ANKLE
Chris: *white girl voice* OMG soooooo relatable

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