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A process carried out by university administrators in the Autumn term which involves shedding students who don't turn up regularly to classes to ensure they aren't charged fees and become an unnecessary financial burden to the institution. This is performed by the student being summarily "deregistered" on the grounds that they are "inadequately engaged" on their programme of study. As a result, students find they are suddenly unable to submit coursework or access any university facilities whatsoever, thus providing proof that they are indeed no longer engaged.
Chris the student: Hey professor! Why can't I submit coursework or access any online library facilities in order to complete my term papers?
Professor: You've probably become an unwitting victim of the most recent "Autumn Courtesy Flush."
Chris: What's that?
Professor: You've been deregistered because you haven't been coming to class.
Chris: My God! But if I can't submit assignments I'll fail the year.
Professor: Yes, well you should have thought of that, shouldn't you? Anyway, good luck with your career.
The season after city girl/boy summer; Grand Theft Autumn. Grand Theft Autumn when you run far and wide from relationships and graft who you want.
It’s grand theft autumn, I don’t care about anyone else’s feelings
one of the best bands I've ever heard
Prep: From Autumn to Ashes SUCK!
Me: Go fuck your boyfriend and get pregnant at age 14 you fucktard.
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This chick is hella sexy and awesome. Everyone loves her and those that dont are jealous and want to BE her.
Jennifer Autumn Witt is awesome. Thats all there is to it.
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An alternative to No Simp September, where instead of Not Simping, you celebrate cute autistic girls.
Guy 1 "Wow, I love Fiona, she dances so awkwardly"
Guy 2: "What are you doing dude. it's No Simp September."
Guy 1: "No, it's Autistic Girl Autumn."
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Autumn Greenwall likes Preston more then a friend.
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An affirmation for the beginning something beautiful, that primarily in the last quarter of the year.
Aubrey started from the autumn and now we are here.