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Bad Badger:
A) In abstract terms, to bad badger is to receive a piggyback ride from someone while yelling "I am Bad Badger" - meant to be an insult. Why? Because the person getting the piggyback ride cannot afford a real ride yet still wants the attention.
In practical terms, it's the equivalent of renting an exotic car in order to attempt to fool women into sleeping with you because you could not afford even the miniature sized equivalent of that car. For a person to achieve the status of Bad Badger, they must be renting an exotic and yell "I AM BAD BADGER" from his convertible.
B) Could be used in the sexual sense where he is riding a woman from behind and yelling I am the Bad Badger. Meant to be insulting to the woman.
The context used is "Lol he bad badgered".
Renting an exotic car in order to get women to sleep with you is an example of Bad badgering.
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noun person or animal that doesn't give a fuck
the honey badger's crazy. hes swatting the snake. You are like a honey badger you dont give a fuck.
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To penetrate a woman back door and then procede to turn her around and punch her is the face.
I tried flipping the badger last night.
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when a individual continuously contacts you over e-mail, instant message, Facebook, etc. because they think that you will either not get it or not understand the first time
Karen is such a cyber badger, she emailed me to ask if her order went through then two minutes later she asked the same question on my Facebook wall as well as in a message. I did not even have a chance to respond!
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"Honey" is sweet, a honey Badger is exactly the opposite. They feed on snake heads and whatever insects that pack the most sting. Ever heard of Badger hunting? no, you haven't because the badger's hunt YOU!
Honey Badger is often a complement. If somebody calls you a Honey Badger their basically saying your one nasty guy who knows how to get some. A Honey Badger s a leader that teaches the crowd weather something is a no go or a go for it;) Honey Badger only goes sweet on the ladys, but be warn can still be a total Jack A.
Guy #1 "That guy is one sick puppy."
Guy #2 "More like one sick Honey Badger."
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Much more visible through an alcoholic haze. Also visible in seas off Argyll in October (the mating season).
Sea Badgers
"Is that a Sea Badger, buoy? Or a Wide-mouthed Frog?"
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Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
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