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When a group of men circle around a bagel and the last person to ejaculate on it has to eat it. Can also be used with a biscuit "Biscuit Game".
Hey, me and some friends are going to go to the Bagel Bowl, wanna come?
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The hole of a bagel that is licked by people like extra cream cheese on their bagels. Bagel holes come in all different sizes and each size reflects how a person can lick the bagel hole. Sometimes a bagel hole is used to describe a person who gets licked by other people or someone who is a total loser.
your such a bagel hole, hey i would love to lick her bagel hole, your such a bagel hole whore, can i put some cream cheese in your bagel hole?, sometimes i like to put extra cream cheese in my bagel hole so that when i eat the bagel and the cream cheese gets squeezed into the bagel hole i can lick it out
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Giving oral to a woman with a vaginal infection.
Did you hear Cody gave moldy bagel last night??!
Yeah, I hear he loved it.
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When you’re fucking a toasted bagel and the crunchy burnt parts scratch up your dick
Oh man, I was bagel jacking last night now I got bagel burn all up and down my dingaling
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A pastry originated in southern America, shaped like a bagel. Composed of dingleberries, shit streaks chiseled straight out of the toilet bowl, diarrhea, bowel clippings, and seasoned with ass shavings. With a hint of tangy, and a blast of nuttiness, the perfect breakfast to accompany your JungleJizzJam.
Nate was starving, so he made and ate a booty bagel to satisfy his hunger.
When you fuck with bagels so hard that you are trying to find an emotion for it. You then take to Urban Dictionary to get it added to the dictionary, but it gets rejected FOUR TIMES so you promise to yourself to keep trying every single day until it gets approved.
John was so bagel AF that he wrote to Urban Dictionary 4 times to try to get his word published. I wish I had that kind of commitment!!
When a male is reproducing with a woman and his sperm goes inside the woman's butt or vagina and then she cramps up
"Yo i was having sex with my girl last night and then her bagel froze!"