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Princess Banjo

T H O T.
Princess Banjo is her own species of human behavior. Banjo is a thot and doesn't really care about a guys feelings.

She acts like such a princess banjo.

by princessbanjo December 28, 2018


RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 15, 2020


Poor man's banjo

A guitar with a blown up balloon in the sound hole to make it sound like a banjo.

I don't have enough money to buy a banjo so I'll make a Poor man's banjo.

by EDY28 June 28, 2021


Banjo Romper

an individual who is aesthically enthusiastic with knees bent and arms flailing during a live banjo performance.

I was stoked at the amount of banjo rompers at the bluegrass show.
Hey man, let's banjo romp this weekend!

by raidho.laguz June 28, 2012


talking banjo

He/she who has a very thick, southern, backwoods dialect that resembles the banjo instrument. Particularly country bumpkins similar to Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matthew Gaetz, & Lindsey Graham.

Origin: The banjo instrument was created by enslaved Africans and their descendants in the Caribbean and colonial North America. The banjo was reintroduced as a racist reinvention in the 1830s when white musicians would play in blackface.

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s talking banjo accents justifies her lack of intelligence and her contribution to society.

by The Trevis May 13, 2023


Banjo Pranks

When you prank someone in that Huckleberry Fin Tom Sawyer kind of way.

I would have had a great time in the country if it wasn't for all of those banjo pranks! Damn squirrels think they're so funny!

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017


The Rusty Banjo

Making a turbo blow-off sound, similar to that of a Scania V8, as you climax during sexual intercourse

"I gave her a The rusty banjo in the back of my wee rig"

by 110-90 July 21, 2017