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when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard
roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!
When asked what “the incident” at your school was, this is a common answer. An unsolved mystery, typically taking place at schools in small unknown towns, kids will find the bathroom covered in blood (usually an ridiculously large amount) and report it, but never hear anything back about what happened.
Her: what what “the incident” at your high school
Him: the blood in the bathroom
Her: what?
Him: it’s a long story
A question most commonly asked to information booths, security guards, waitresses, and lemonade booth employees.
A: (holding it in) hey. Where's the bathroom?!
B:{OMFG! NOT AGAIN!} right behind you sir. Have a nice day. {dumbass}
The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.
Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.
When you use the bathroom at your friends house and take a huge shit.
Friend: I just made your bathroom into a smelly bathroom, don't go in there for about a year!
When your girl is in the bathroom and you release a horrible fart and then close the door and hold it closed so she is forced to enjoy it
I just bathroom bombed my girl and she almost threw up
Guy 1 Hey man ima go use the bathroom.
Guy 2 Don't do it. it's a KFC Bathroom