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Well, From What Snoop Dogg Says, It Means butt, booty
"But you can't fake once you hit the gate
Shake 'till it ache, work that birthday cake."
- Step Yo Game Up, Snoop Dogg
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A clean break after dropping anchor in poo bay, thus negating the need to wipe one's arse.
Pete: There's no need for a new bog roll yet, Dave.
Dave: How so?
Pete: Just had me a birthday poo!
Dave: Congratulations!
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Milk that comes from a carton that goes off on your birthday.
kip: oh nice one, this is my birthday milk
Pa: ya wont be sayin that when you drink it on your birthday
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I know you all are hot n popular and you have so many full birthdays to celebrate, so why should you bother with a half-assed attempt at your half birthday? Because it's the Best. Day. Of. The. Year. Nobody cares about your half birthday (please make no exception for mine), so do you and do it up, but don't do too much because it's your half birthday. I'm eagerly awaiting an invite to your halfway decent celebration.
Emma's half birthday is coming up on Feb 1. At half past one, she's taking her friends hiking. At half past six, they're making half-assed pizzas. They'll finish off the festivities by getting half baked and playing half a game of something or other.
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A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.
It's raining and it's sunny out; it must be a monkey's birthday!
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A website I visit way too much.
Lets see what Famous Birthdays has for us today.
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a man worthy of riding again and again. if you get a pony for your birthday what would you do with it? you'd ride it, ride again and most likely ride it again, until you were sore from riding the damned thing. Giddy up!
did you see that delivery guy? now that was a birthday pony if i ever saw one
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