lip bite

A cute thing that a girl can do.

Girl #1 - Sir, can I please have a raise?
Boss - No, get out.
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Girl #2 - Sir, can I please have a raise? *bites lips*
Boss - *flustered* Y-yes.
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Do not use the lip bite technique on other women.

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Booty Bite

When The Pants Or Shorts You Are Wearing Crawl Into Your Ass Giving You A Wedgie.

I Think That Booty Bite Gave Me A Rash.

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That bites the monkey.

Phrase for something that really sucks. Use that bites the monkey in the big one or that bites the orangutang for really bad situations.

"The teacher blocked the Internet again."
"That bites the monkey."

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BITE OFF

Term used to describe someone copying something or someone else.

Aw, I know you aint wearin the same turtle neck I got on right now. Daiyam, quit BITING OFF me, dawg!

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bite nuker

from 30 rock pronounced biet nooker in french and dutch meaning, "penis fucker".

dont stand next to that guy too long hes a bite nuker

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snake bite

A lethal brew drunk in the UK combine lager and cider / scrumpy in equal amounts. Although it is not illegal to sell the drink most UK pubs will either refuse to serve the concoction, or only sell it to people who have proven their ability to handle it. For hardcore drinkers only.

Last night I had 7 pints of snake bite, today I can't feel my legs.

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freedom bite

A "patriotic" American term for an amuse-bouche, meant to show disdain for France.

Waiter: "Now for our appetizer special, we've got escargot and haricots verts. For our dinner special, we've got coq au vin and filet mignon. Finally, for our dessert special, we've got creme brulee. First, here's an amuse-bouche from our chef."
Joe: "Sounds great. We'll have all the specials. For our appetizers, we'll get the freedom snails and the freedom beans. For our main courses, we'll get the freedom steak and the freedom...um...cock. And for our dessert, we'll split a bowl of the freedom cream. That freedom bite sure looks delicious!"

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