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A common affliction among Smurfs.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
The extreme pain of being left without ejactuation after a blow job. Also it's being cut off and stopped just as your about to C U M.
Ladies. Just let your man cum. don't just stop right as he's about to. so either you let him cum to big booty midget porn or cum in you. don't just stop right as ejactulation is present. in short. BLUE BALLS ARE PRESENT!
The male version of "Period". As when girls say Period, it is quite cringe, so we men say Blue balls! This is just used as a male substition of the phrase Period, anyway please stop reading.
Jessica: I hate men
Julie: Yas girlll Period!
Archan: I hate watermelon people
Mikael: Yas boyyy Blue balls!
When you powder your balls with blue raspberry kool aid and have your chick suck the kool aid off. Before you cum you must shout “OH YEAH!”
Yo so I was my girlfriends house and I got blue balls.
-what how?
Well you see my chick was giving me the best head after I dipped my balls in some kool-aid.
When you powder your balls with blue raspberry kool aid and have your chick suck the kool aid off. Before you cum you must shout “OH YEAH!”
Yo so I was at my girlfriends house and I got blue balls.
-what how?
Well you see my chick gave me the best head after I dipped my balls in some kool-aid.
Name given to faithful Bruins fans. These fans’ beloved team make it to the playoffs every year. They fight hard enough to let the fans feel as though they can hear the duck boats firing up just to get booted in the first round.
“Hey man you see those Boston fans after game 7?”
“Ya bud. Bunch o blue balls ober der eh?!” Laughs in Canuck
Making love to your wife with the hangover horn and the kids wake up and come into the bedroom.
Now I’ve got blue balls all day!