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text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.

As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."

by QuacksO April 29, 2019


Ninja Butler

When a basketball player gets band form wearing something for looking cool.

He was banned from wearing a headband cuz it was too Ninja Butler.

by Swqsqwdws September 28, 2020


Caroline Butler

A person who us self absorbed and A whole cunt

Wow you're acting like a Caroline Butler

by KillerWhaleShark April 24, 2019


Swag Butler

When in a high class situation, a proper level of swag must be maintained at all times. The person known for maintaining the highest level of gentleman swag is the Swag Butler.

"Yooo, chillin at The Standard with @RiffRaff AND @JamesFranco dressed like @RiffRaff, totally handin out velvet slippers!" #SwagButler Swag Butler

by DGYGZR September 30, 2013


ashleigh-kate-butler

This is a descriptor for when something has reached it maximum level of adorability. So if something is as adorable as possible it has the quality of "ashley-kate-butler".

This word functions best as an adjective with a qualifier like "completely", "so" or is best negated by "lacking".

Wow, that baby kitten is completely ashley-kate-butler

Last week my niece ate a baby-motherfucking-cino with her pinky finger raised. It was ashley-kate-butler.

That girl thinks she's hot... but she's lacking any ashleigh-kate-butler.

by twocakesforeveryone May 1, 2013


Crumb butler

One who sprinkles little bread crumbs over your body before inserting his tongue into your anus

I didn’t realize Tina was really a crumb butler

by TheLaur June 19, 2021


Malcolm Butlered

(verb) 1. Getting dressed and ready for a big moment and getting turned down, dismissed or declined to take part in something.

2. To decline or remove out of foolish pride.

Malcolm Butlered m AE l k uh m But ler D
1. I got dressed and ready for the big dance but got Malcolm Butlered at the entrance by the professor due to disciplinary actions.

2. We got dressed and ready for the big meeting but we got Malcolm Butlered by the client due to our differences.

by mycousingeorgie February 9, 2018

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