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College rugby is rugby played amongst any beast or awesome people at college or high school. The origins are from the teachings of John Kinniburugh, Gareth Hughes and Luke Murphy who had these teaching handed down to them by the Mr. Fitzpatrick. Anyone who plays college rugby is awesome or superior to most and should be applauded if seen in public.
Disgruntled youth: Im going to beat shit out of that guy when we play them at rugby.
Wise friend: Don't man he plays college rugby!
rugby college supreme chums
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The one thing that's probably gonna keep you from going to college in the first place since their gonna charge you an arm and a leg ( and maybe your soul) just so they can teach you crap.
Prospective student: Awesome! I got accepted into Penn State! Now all I need to know is how much it's gonna cost. "Prospective student looks at college tuition bill for fall 2009"
Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"
Tuition bill: Meets shredder
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School in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, surrounded by crackheads. If you go to this school and you aren’t a hick, you’re a hypebeast. Chlamydia and pc boys are interchangeable words.
couldn’t afford to go to sac? welcome to pickering college. what the fuck is a quaker
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An essay where highschoolers have to boast about how awesome they are in order to get into the colleges they want. The harder they boast the more likely they'll get accepted.
Average college essay: I think that I'm capable of of becoming a college student because I'm a hard worker. I played JV tennis and put in a lot of effort while playing. I have a 3.2 gpa and worked hard to pass all of my classes in order to graduate. I have the capability of working hard no matter what.
Harvard college essay: I invented a cure for Cancer, Aids, and Gonorrhea. I helped rebuild an entire village in Africa in under 2 weeks. I'm the president in 12 different clubs and have been for over 2 years. I scored a 36 on the ACT and got 5's on all of the 10 AP classes I took. I'm also running a small solar panel business and am helping to save the environment. I've won the National robotics tournament 3 times and am the face of robotics. I'm the best at everything. I'M A GOD!!!
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Longer than your typical weekend, a college weekend starts Thursday afternoon after class and ends Monday afternoon when you wake up from your Sunday Funday hangover. In extreme circumstances, a college weekend can even begin on Wednesday night if there are no papers/exams on Thursday or Friday.
Thursday 3:00pm - Dude 1 "let's hit up the liquor store on our way home from class crack some beers and Start this college weekend out the right way!"
Dude 2 "Hell yeah, let's get wasted before we decided where we're gonna go get wasted tonight, Thirsty Thursday!"
Wednesday night Dude 1 - "Hey man do you have any tests or papers due tomorrow or friday?"
dude 2 "nope, what are you thinkin?"
dude 1 "let's hit the liquor store, pick up a 30 and a bottle, and start a good old extended college weekend!
dude 2 "Fuck yeah!"
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Aquinas College is a school located in Perth dedicated to love between two men. Aquinas College is a school full of skimpy faggots who have the impression that they are cool. Students in this school take joy in clenching each other's
ass cheeks and taking immense pleasure in it. Some things Aquinas students like to do consist of, Swordfighting, widening each other's assholes, viewing of gay porn and anal penetration from behind. If you are in Aquinas and are butthurt by this factual text then you can go fuck yourself.
Davo: Hey I heard we're playing at Aquinas College this week.
Stevo: Shit, I sure hope no faggots dig into my bag and sniff my underwear like last time.
Davo: well there's no guarantee it won't happen, stevo, gay people can't control themselves.
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One may be called a college virgin if they do not participate in sexual intercourse while attending their university during the academic school year. This excludes Christmas, Summer, Spring, or any other time of year when the individual is not taking classes at the University.
Look at Alex, he's a poor college virgin.
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