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Cooking while jamming to trap music, or cooking/making drugs.
Friend1 - "What are your doing?"
Friend 2 - "Oh I'm just trap cooking."
a term used to denote high performance in a sports/athletic setting.
Person 1: "Man, we are up by like 6 points!"
Person 2: "I know, we are cooking, keep it up"
Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.
"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."
A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.
cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked
A last resort. Trying to do something fun to save a failing marriage or relationship. Commonly confused with Ballroom Dancing
You: I've prepared something fun, Quirky and out of the box but still fun!
Her: I can't wait, what is it?
You: A cooking class!!!!
Her: Our relationship is doomed.
Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.
Jordan Cook is my man, fuck off.