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The 20 lb weight gain from eating all day during the Covid-19 stay at home order.
Have you seen Sally? She really put on the Covid-20!!
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When conspiracists or Trumpists-turned-QAnonists attributed the origin of the coronavirus not to a lab in Wuhan but to the extraterrestrials that apparently wanted to harm the earthlings, or to prove to them that they are inferior to other galactic beings.
President Trump, who blamed China for infecting the US with Covid-19, refused to expose the conspiracy promoted by some of his supporters for linking Covid-👽 to the high number of infection cases and deaths plaguing the country.
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When you've just gotten out of quarantine and you completely forget how to speak English.
Person1: "Hey dude how's it going?"
Person2: "Ivfbst bin goudd houw bowt yoo?"
Person1: "Woah dude nice Covid Stutter"
When you buy things for someone who you infected with COVID.
A Maryland resident was feeling ill and took an at-home COVID test on Christmas weekend. Since the results were negative, he spent time with his children and grandchildren. However, the following day, he tested positive for COVID. Not surprisingly, he infected all 3 families in attendance. Due to COVID guilt, the man is now taking the whole family on a long-awaited family trip to the beach this summer.
COVID-19 is this damn virus that makes people buy toilet paper and stay inside and wear masks and stay in online school
and suffer and be lonely and cough and die and is just all around a bad thing
dude 1: Man I hate COVID-19, we get stuck inside
dude 2: Me too bro it sucks
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An individual who has an irrational fear/obsession with Covid-19 a virus with a 99% survival rate. These folks usually wear masks 24/7 & in some cases gloves. They become very hostile when they observe others not wearing masks or social distancing. Covid Worshippers have been known to lecture, yell, scream and harass others who do not share their irrational fear.
They view unmasked folks as "selfish" or "uncaring" and typically voice this out loud in a temper tantrum.
Covid Worshippers have been known to virtue signal any chance they get as they feel they are helping society for the "greater good" by constantly wearing their masks & yelling virtue signals at unsuspecting strangers. They also feel that the whole world should live in a "Safe space", locked down, double-masked, and gloved up with no foreseeable end in sight.
Many Covid Worshippers typically see the vaccine as their salvation, as they were first in line to receive the shot.
These obsessed individuals won't do anything in life without getting direction from the CDC or local health authority. In short, their life revolves around the Corona Virus hence the term Covid Worshipper.
1. The cashier was a total Covid Worshipper, she was getting upset because the customer had the mask under their nose.
2. John was known to be a Covid Worshipper as he ran in the opposite direction every time he saw someone not wearing a mask.
3. Mark was such a Covid Worshipper that he waited 12 hours in line just to get his Covid shot.
4. Trader Joe's has been known to be run by Covid Worshippers as they make you wait in line outside masked up and spaced out over 6 feet. The staff gets very hostile if your nose is showing and will typically kick you out of the store for no reason.
Mike Pence's puffy bloodshot sickly eyeballs during VP debate
Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"