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A bomb ass girl that any guy can fall in love with within seconds, A girl who can not be a bitch no matter how hard she tries, an asset to any man, Instant popularity upon meeting with Muncha Crunch. A great freind and one that any one that can be proud of and will have for life
Damn u see Muncha Crunch today, she lookin extra foine today, lets go pretend to know her so we look cool
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when you have done something lucky or
you have done something that your very proud of that you maybe shouldnt be
i just scored with this girl that was way out of my league but she was drunk..crunch pose
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To eat some ass. A hilarious name for a breakfast cereal! A form of ass chewing, and/or shit eating!
My Husband pissed me off last night, so I fed him some Anus Crunch for Breakfast!
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A person who is crunchy. They exhibit most of the qualities associated with hippies, including vegetarianism, birkenstock-wearing, poor personal hyegiene, and pot-smoking.
Our AP psych teacher is such a crunch bar, all we do is listen to weird ethnic music and talk about our feelings.
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When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"
Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.
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when you stick cereal in the girl's pussy, then the guy fucks her and cums in her, finishing it off with 'the milk', then eats it all
he ate the whole bowl of life cereal right before my eyes! dam that was a good captain Crunch
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The name you would give to someone who clearly and directly ruins a moment for you and causes you to feel emotional pain as if you were being bitten or "crunched" in the buttocks or "ass"
You ass-crunch, I was going... to fuck her until you told me she had crabs; now I'll never get laid
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