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An early 90s cell phone with a ringtone that might as well have been created for a Tiger Electronics handheld game.
Boogie-Woogie John is so annoying when his little diddle-dee-dee goes off; can't he at least get a phone that will let him put real music on his ringer?
This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
When you don't have boost in rocket league/ammo in games
"I quite la diddle sum have no boost"
diddl means you’re cute quirky and a bit cheeky. get a cute quirky and cheeky diddl! 🥺🤣😩
willst du mein diddl sein?
ja
diddl!
To masturbate with both hands.
"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."
preliminary activities before the act of the diddles. See Diddle Definition
man dude carter gave gabbie the best pre-diddle last night
A Darvaza Diddle is the act of eating super hot wings without washing your hands, then inserting your fingers in the vagina or anus of your sex partner leading them to feel as though the orifice in question is a giant burning pit. Also known as the Eye of Sauron.
My husband had three-mile island wings from hooters last night and gave me the Darvaza Diddle, my vagina felt like the gateway to hell!