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Being constantly attracted to people in romantic rather than sexual ways.
Krista is so lovehorny. She was in love with Derrek two weeks ago, Ryan on Tuesday, and today she can't stop thinking about Mike.
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Causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience, as the result of something Chicago White Sox announcer 'Hawk' Harrelson has said.
pitch is thrown well outside the strike zone
Hawk Harrelson comments, "C'MON!!! Now that's a STRIKE right there..."
:::4 seconds of Hawkward broadcast silence follow:::
To masturbate with both hands.
"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."
The act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. It generally becomes a life marathon after you've been awake for a full 24 hours.
Sorry if I'm a little spacey, I'm in hour 30 of a life marathon right now.
I have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. I'm going to have to pull a life marathon.
The calisthenics involved in a typical Catholic mass. Movements involve standing to kneeling, kneeling to standing, crossing oneself, and then repeating several hundred more times.
I did a ton of Catholistenics this morning, so I definitely earned extra bacon at brunch.