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A weiner that is flakey and shaped like a triceratops.
She dumped me because she said i had a dinosaur dink.
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N; The place between the ball sack and asshole: See: coin purse, gooch, chode,
"Freeballing irritaites the ol' dinosaur belly". or "After that marathon my dinosaur belly was smothered in duck butter".
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the language that dinosaurs speak
i couldnt understand him, its like he was speaking "dinosaur-ian" or something
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When you recieve head (Blow Job) from an elderly person
I go to the nursing home to get Dinosaur head
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Barney is a large purple dinosaur who loves kids so much, he gives them tons and tons of hugs and kisses. Parents start to get a bit suspicious about him as the series goes on. In fact, most parents are starting to think that Barney is a pedophile. Actresses such as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato appeared in his abomination show. Parents believe that this is how he gets it on with little kids...
1. He gives them lots of candy
2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)
3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom
4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"
So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!
Me: Hey, honey. You think Sarah should be watching Barney The Dinosaur?
Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?
Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile
Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit
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When one has his pubic hair shaved and waits a week until his shaven area is extremely spikey and rubs it against ones face
DUDE: wanna go prickly dinosaur?
CHICK: wait a week dumb ass
DUDE: oh yeah
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Those capsule dinorsaurs that grow huge when you put them in water. Also made out of a rubber substance that when put in water they become slimy and grow. Also when a girl leaves a tampon in your bathroom toilet and it swells huge taking every drop of moisture in its path hostage. Also a situation between friends or a group of people that has the potential to have enough drama to take over the entire night.
When you were younger did you ever get those "exploding dinosaurs" that you put then in water and they got huge?
Sue left me an "exploding dinosaur" in my bathroom when she left last night.
The way these two are arguing it could turn into a "exploding dinosaur" if we don't take care of it.
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