Someone who is severely lacking in the pace department.
Why is Joel GC up top, he’s such slow donny.
I swear to God this guy will graze your junk while looking you straight in the eyes and then go bang a stripper
Donnie Lord Luck and I are about to go to the strip club but first he has feel me up in front of my parents
A person with even the barest semblance of common sense.
"You can call me a Donny Don'ter all you want, but its been years since I had to have my vegetables hidden in my food to trick me into eating them."
DONNI (noun)
A dumbass who either bails out way too early or never backs out at all—completely blind to what could actually work in their favor. They hit jackpots but either cash out before the real payday or ride the high straight into the ground, thinking the universe owes them more. A DONNI is that overly optimistic fool who ignores every red flag, every screaming sign, and always ends up broke, heartbroken, or utterly screwed. The poster child for being your own worst enemy.
"The dev of $DONNI token is the biggest fucking DONNI alive—he cashed out before it started mooning. Dude fumbled his own bag. Don't be a DONNI!"
Name of a real ass bitch. He say what he want. He do what he want. And he has a no life. Most definitely a 1 of 1 and has a small dick but a temper bigger than His dick . Puts God first and takes care of his fam. If you Treat him right he’ll do the same back.
Donni: wassup bitch
Random guy: nigga you give me nightmares
Donni: fuck you man I’m trying to be nice
self explanatory. someone who hangs out at westfield doncaster bus stops or shopping centre usually after school on a friday with their ‘boys’ or with the popular junkie girls. a description on their appearance for chicks is-slutty short crop top with grey cuffed trackies and either white air forces or air max 90s and for the boys: anything paired with a nike tech fleece jacket, a satchel and any fucken popular shoe (who can be fucked naming em all there’s about 10 of em). if they’re not at bustops they’re at the employees smoke doors which they call smokers smoking their mummy’s cigarettes getting kicked out of their followed by security which know their whole life story because they hang out their so fucken much.
jeff: hey bro you kicking it at donny after school???
sam: yea cuz of course do u even have to ask
jeff: true bro true, aye can u pass me dart?
sam: ye only because you’re a donny hanger like me
A pandemic inspired cocktail, consisting of:
3/4 Cup of Clorox Bleach
1.5 oz Pine-sol
2-3 Teaspoons Palmolive
2-3 Teaspoons Lysol Clean and Fresh Lemon scented multi-surface cleaner
Pipe cleaners for garnish
1 yellow sponge for garnish
A be all, end all cure, when a miracle hasn’t stopped the planet‘s Incessant purge of the virus that is humanity.
Hey bro, how have you been fighting off the ‘rona?
Dude, I’ve been throwing back some Hot Donnies. I feel like shit, but my insides are as clean as a kitchen counter.