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That really good feeling you get in your ears when you listen to awesome music.
OMG I was listening to School Boy Humor yesterday and I got an ear orgy.
A non-verbal insult which involves the person repeatedly poking or drilling their ears which signifies that the music they hear is awful.
I was walking around and heard some awful music. I ear drilled and was glad that no one noticed.
The ability to hear good news or encouragement when nothing of the kind is actually said within ear shot or outside it.
Sheila said that Doug is really into her based upon her conversation with him yesterday. I spoke with Doug and he said "No way". So, Sheila really just has happy ears and hears what she wants to hear....
A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.
Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.
When a person has had too much to drink and he misinterprets what is said.
Waitress: "Would you like some more coffee"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"
A person who takes it up the ears, thus resulting in the person to have "jizzy ears".
John: I heard that Tom got jizzy ears last night.
Paolo: ha! He's here, he's queer and he takes it up the ear.
An "ear taser" is a noise or sound you hear that goes in your ear and makes your whole body shudder ie nails on a chalkboard
"Justin Bieber's singing... oh my god... ear taser!"
"She said 'I wuv you' and ear tasered me. I HATE baby talk."