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The words that come out of the mouth of any German that doesn't speak English well. Generally pronounced "not ze ielloo of ze ek"
A (american): *insert compliated English sentence here*
B (german): Sorry, my English is not the yellow of the egg, I do not understand.
Scrambie Eggs is a more polite way to refer to the process in which sperm coagulates when it comes into contact with water.
I was in the shower, and when I ejaculated on my hand and tried to wash it off, I got scrambie eggs all over me.
"Hey what up dude?"
"Shut up you homo!!"
"Go suck some man eggs!!!"
A common type of egg found on pavements, sidewalks or even known to appear spontaneously underneath your brand new footwear.
Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk.
If a Dog Egg is found with used toilet paper nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg.
Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears
HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know white dog eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches!
Look mommy! That dog is laying a huge egg on the grass, do you think the man with the lawnmower will notice?
John: Damn, we are out of eggs!
Tim: rover.....walkies!
Ok, when I said let's egg some cars....I didn't mean mine, or inside it, or with fresh dog eggs
Perjorative term; urban slang for a black bowling ball(s).
"The Klansmen attacked African Americans in the Bowling Alley with baseball bats, while the Aggie decided to attack the bowling balls. When asked why, the Aggie said he wanted to "smash their Nigger Eggs".
an egg dealer is someone who deals egg
person: hey egg dealer, you got any eggs
egg dealer: yes
When a guy wears his blue jeans without wearing any underwear.
J: "I don't have any clean underwear."
K: "Just go eggs on denim."