Evening Nap Syndrome (ENS)

Inability to fall asleep at night after taking evening naps. You come home from work and take a nap from 7-9. As a result, you can't fall asleep until well after midnight. The next day, the same cycle repeats itself and so on and so forth.

"You've crashed on the couch after dinner the last two nights and then haven't been able to fall asleep until 2 a.m.? You must have Evening Nap Syndrome (ENS)!"

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how do i even

basically when you get feels and you can't finish a sentance

person: Dan and Phil are in our city.
Me: hOW DO I EVEn

do u even skate?

a response to when someone is attempting to do something and fails or is not as successful as they hoped to be at it, regardless of if it has anything to do with skating

bro how’d u not catch that, like do u even skate?

what is this I don't even

An phrase used (usually on the internet) when something is so mind-blowingly stupid that you don't even have words to describe it.

Also used to indicate confusion.

Also see wat.

hitler4EVAR114: Has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

inoscopedjfk69: what is this I don't even

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evening of his life

Someone in old age.

We wouldn't want to see him made redundant in the evening of his life.

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You don't even know

Dane Cook's perfect representation of how it should be used. When in an arguement with your significant other this needs to be dropped at the end of the arguement when nothing else can be gained from the situation. Then one must promptly exit the room.

"Over there, eating your Oodles of Noodles!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"

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What is this I don't even

A popular cyberspace term and joke phrase that is said when someone else utters something totally stupid or useless/senseless.

Jeff: "Hey, Jake, I just went so far as to take the monkey and what what what are you gonna do about that! Jake look at this! Satan! DEATH TO THE WEIRD!"

Jake: What is this I don't even

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