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A haunted file is a file in a law firm where something bad happens every time it is touched almost as if the spirits are angry.
Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?"
Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend."
Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?"
Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar"
Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you"
Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification.
Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting"
Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?"
Mike: "Yeah how did you know?"
Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"
Why oh why did I touch the Haunted File, I didn't even need to.
The bottom feeder of crack heads!.. A junk file
The guy was a total junk file looking out for his next hit
Receptacle for letters of complaint, demands for explanations, begging letters, etc.
Did you deal with that wokey's complaint about our announcer using the phrase "ladies and gentlemen"?
Oh, yeah. It's in the Bravo India November file.
PDF FILE New fans are the ones who comment under videos not knowing what the fuck is going on. They don’t understand the lore or the fanbase, yet chose to openly steal the lingo and jokes. These are not true fans and they are typically doxxed by the rest of the fanbase.
New fan: “HELL NAW SHE WAS WRONG FO DAT ONE GUYS😂😂”
True fan: “looks like another new fan to me, yall let’s dox”
True fan 2: “god I just hate those PDF File New fans”
A file format created by Microsoft in Windows 11 when set to UK English. Normally, when you right-click to compress a file, the context menu says "compress to postcode file" instead of the expected "compress to zip file."
Blimey! Windows 11's translation hiccup has left me in stitches. Trying to zip my files results in a 'postcode file' suggestion. I guess my digital documents are off to afternoon tea with His Majesty's postmen!
Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.
At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.
An ancient tv show from the 70s.
You can probably catch the Rockford files on Netflix.