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Variation of 'Faux Pa', meaning to offend another person's academic post-modern, or po-mo sensibilities.
When Charles said that he thought that the 'historical record' would reveal the truth, he had committed a Faux Po, and instantly became the class pariah.
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The fact the regardless of what you have (a cold, a cough, or just don't show up to school)every person in the room accuses you of having swine flu or the fact that any sickness will now be referred to as Swine Flu to the common public.
GUY 1: *sneeze*
GUY 2: Bless You
GUY 1: Thanks man.
GUY 3: Ugh! Don't bless him! He has Swine Flu!
GUY 2: Ew! nuh uh!
CLASS: What!? Guy 1 HAs Swine Flu! RUNNNN!
GUY 2: Dudes, chill it's Probably just "Swine Faux"
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Refers to grocery stores that require customers to apply for frequent customer cards in order to recieve discounts.
The store proudly displays the amount of "savings" on the bottom of the reciept to show how much money was saved during the shopping trip.
However, the customer doesn't actually know if the amount saved actually means anything since there is no way to tell what the actual price on an item is.
Sally looked at her reciept and saw that she has "saved" thirty dollars on her grocery bill. However, she knows that the groceries that she bought always seem to be on "sale" and that the thirty dollars is just "faux-savings".
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When long hair is combed back under a baseball hat giving it the appearance of a mullet.
Dude 1- Dude, did you get a mullet?
Dude 2- Nah man, this is just my sweet faux-let.
Dude 1- I see you it is just your regular hair styled under your hat! Awesome!
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A straight male who has precariously fallen into an extremely personal relationship with a homosexual (much like a male fag-hag.) He is in no way gay, but an outsider may easily mistaken him for one due to his overly affectionate actions and reckless behavior. Very foolish, touchy, and silly, often playing along with any joke or misconception an outside might make. Does not see to care at all about what others think. Basically, a borderline gay with extremely misleading tendencies and a latent curiosity with will never be pursued.
Homo: Jonathan, have you seen Shannon lately?
Faux-Mo: OMG, she's fabulous! I love her new outfit, and the shoes, oh, they're to die for... (Awkward Silence) I have to go watch football.
Homo: (Whispers) Someday... you'll be mine.
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Shortened form of "faux hobo"
A person who engages in part-time train hopping to experience the thrill of living the "underground" hobo life.
Such a person visits the underground pretending to live there.
A bunch of faux-bos were already in the boxcar, but they didn't know enough to bring sleeping bags.
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When your dog no longer has the need to urinate, but continues to go through the motions everywhere he smells another dog.
Wife: What took you so long?
Husband: The dog kept stopping to faux pee every ten feet.
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