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when a guy tries to get hard but cant quite do it yet. once that thing that triggers his boner his penus pumps out a machine gun trail of sperm all over the area within its diameter.
As soon as she walked by i had a flesh bombardment all over her face
Another term for medical practitioners, allied health personnel and anyone really who deals with treating the human body
Steve: what are you going to study when you get to college?
Matt: i really like flesh mechanics.
A birth that is undesired, or a non-affectionate term for childbirth.
When that girl had a baby at prom and then threw it in the trash, she had the nerve to call it a flesh dump.
what happens after you poop your pants
Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!
something you give to your loved one in bed, *wink wink*
The absence of a wedding ring, showing a tan line where the ring used to be. Indicating a person unhappy in their marriage or recently separated.
woman: "See that guy that just walked into the bar?" " I wonder if he is single?"
other woman: He is definitely single. See his flesh ring?
When a female uses a male as nothing more than a human sex toy.
Damnit Erika, I am not just a flesh pony! I have thoughts and feelings too!