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Florida Man

just a man from Florida who does crazy shit, loves BudLight, most likely snorts coke, and is just a maniac
also known as The Worst Super Hero Ever

Florida man arrested for groping princess at magic kingdom

by sans the skeleton uwu November 19, 2019


George is in Florida

Content Creator Georgenotfound is in Florida with his best friend sapnap and boyfriend dream

"George is in Florida"
What?!
Yeah it's the 24th of July

by Fuckotwtt on Twitter :D July 13, 2021

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Florida skank

n. A promiscuous female whose skin has an overly tan and weathered look.

That chick needs to stop tanning, she looks like a Florida skank.

by B January 7, 2004

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florida baptism

The act of dropping a baby on its head in a WalMart. Ensures another generation of Floridians will flourish in the great state.

Joleenda was shopping at WalMart, and her newborn baby, MacKristalle, got its Florida baptism when it fell head-first out of her unattended shopping cart.

by TheKinkoses December 18, 2009

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florida

the southern version of California, except with crazier weather and less interesting people.

florida is like california but california is still the best!

by JonnyXYZ July 9, 2007

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Williston Florida

Williston is a small town in Florida. The most awesome town. Where kids that graduate from that lil high school, that looks like a jail.. can't wait to leave! This town is segregated.. by rail road tracks. On the good side of the rail road tracks, gather up on the weekends & hit the woods. On the other side, they gather up under a tree & get high. They have kick ass resturants. If you've never been to Williston or don't know what it is, your a nobody!

Williston Florida

by southernstyle November 11, 2011

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Florida Gaydors

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.

The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.

by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2008

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