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When an individual has Friday through Sunday off. Thursday practically ends up being Friday itself. Therefore changing Thursday to Double Friday.
And then God said on the fourth day "I shall name this day Thursday! Unless you don't have work Friday through Sunday then it shall be named Double Friday! The greatest day of all time!"
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When Fridays fall on a prime number in the month such as the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23th or 31st calendar day of a month, it is customary and mandatory to say inappropriate things, especially in office environments that are traditionally governed by more serious behaviour.
This concept was introduced in 2013-2014 in the London financial industry, initially to be able to shed the burden of formalalities and hierarchy in the office.
The intent of the inappropriate comments is to be witty and funny.
- why don't you tell Martha to strip down her clothes for the customer.
- I can't ask her that...
- sure you can, its inappropriate Friday.
- brandon, you are so dumb, you should just roll over and sleep
- oh my god, you can't speak to him that way
- sure I can, but only on inappropriate Fridays.
The day after Thanksgiving when all of the BHart family and friends are extremely hungover due to the massive quantity of wine, beer and liquor consumed. Also the amount of sleep deprivation acquired from staying up until 8 in the morning really doesn't help.
Sean - "Jesus Christ,... What the hell happened to Adam"
Dan - "He was at BHartmanor for Thanksgiving last night"
Sean - "Oh snap, I forgot it's Black Friday"
Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..."
Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
" Dis be my LAST Black Friday bro... dis time next year Imma be winnin' MTV Music Awards an' shit"
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Funky Friday is a Roblox FNF (Friday Night Funkin') game that was made by Lyte Interactive.
"Yo bro I just got done doing the devils tango with my girlfriend and I proceeded to PFC Ghost Mania in Funky Friday!"
Is just another day. Seriously, any day can be an unlucky day. Stop believing this superstitious shit, just move on.
Tom was worried because his might got rear-ended in his new Escalade tomorrow. And tomorrow is Friday 13th. Realizing it was a bad day, he consulted voodoo expert to keep him off bad omen.
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The day after Thanksgiving and official start of the Christmas shopping season. When stores open anytime in between midnight and 5 AM and set everything on sale. To promote the sale, a mass amount of advertising is used, causing everyone to forget their is a month until Christmas so they go to hell and back to get all their holiday shopping out of the way one day not even in the month of the holiday.
I haven't slept in almost 50 hours because my mom shoved us all in the car immediately after Thanksgiving dinner and made us go to Black Friday sales all damn day.
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