When someone is to clumsy to confess their affections to you for you to understand.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.
It took me once seven years to understand a fridge confession.
A person who creeps around the kitchen late at night, sitting in-front of the refrigerator and eating anything in sight.
Yo Taylor is drunk again and being a little "fridge gobblin".
Someone who eats most of his meals directly from the fridge without heating or cooking it
My husband is a fridge raider it's just so annyoing
1) falling in love with someone who you lost contact with already
2) accepting one's feelings for another after they can not be returned
3) realizing a fridge confession and developing feelings for that person in hindsight
Seven years after a fridge confession I got a break down as I developed a fridge love for a girl I will probably never meet again.
When you fart into a fridge to keep your farts fresh.
Francois did the dutch fridge again. Does his landlady even want to use that fridge ever again?
A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.
I hate the human fridge
Verb. The act of lifting someone and placing them on top of a refrigerator with ease.
My boyfriend said he would fridge me and I almost came in my pants.