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waiving goodbye

The act of not requiring someone to bid one or more other humans farewell if doing so would be too emotionally distressing. Or the uncomfortable person himself decides to just "sneak out early" before others are awake to observe his departure, so that he doesn't have to endure the whole "long tearful parting" crap that would otherwise be "socially mandatory" if the other folks knew he was leaving.

A prime example of "waiving goodbye" is related in the classic "origin of the yodel" joke: the traveler heads out "at first cock's crow" from the farmer's barn where he'd been sleeping overnight, so that there wouldn't be any embarrassing --- and possibly dangerous! --- explaining to do if the farmer's wife and/or daughter decided to do any joyful "crowing" of their own about the wonderful things that the traveler had performed with his own "cock" on them the previous evening when they had separately gone out to the barn to bring him food and wine for his supper.

by QuacksO August 4, 2019


welcome and goodbye

to feel the warmth brought within your skin.

welcome and goodbye, rae.

by bigtiddylover September 18, 2022


Mexican goodbye

When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.

"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."

by ApprehensiveCrab November 29, 2023


dead goodbye

the physical act of being wasted, drunk, disorderly, or intoxicated.

bruh that wigga rlly b dead goodbye

by jobshskdjdjsjdjd738384 April 15, 2019


Tennessee Goodbye

A goodbye where Tennesseans yell at the top of their lungs “BYE YALLLLLL”, and then get in their car and drive away..

We should give them a Tennessee goodbye.

by Jxckson December 16, 2021


Goodbye text

A goodbye text is what you get when you have someone you know that has a form of depression and is about to leave the world, commit suicide.

I'm so sad, Jamie sent me a goodbye text

by Thelonelygurl110 February 14, 2016