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Receiving a blumpkinblow job while taking a dump while you top shelfdumping in the tank of the toiletand she urinates in the bowl.
An Asian hooker and I were about to engage in cheap fellatio when we realized we both had to use the bathroom....so we decided on a golden quintas.
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A shit so glorious and perfect that one does not need to wipe ones arse
Greg: lads I had the golden shit just now
Gary: king
Steve: king
All of humanity: king
God: king
Danny DeVito: my equal
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When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.
Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.
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To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.
Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!
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An Internet Meme from the Valve Team Fortress 2 forums. A joke that one can get the Golden Machinegun by unlocking all the achivements . Usually used to throw off "newbies" for laughs.
Newbie: What do I get when I unlock all the achivements?
Experienced Player: Oh you unlock the Golden Machinegun.
Experienced Player2: Yea the Golden Machinegun never runs out of ammo and can kill everyone on the team in one click.
Exprienced Player3: The Golden Machinegun
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When a girl or woman has feet where her bone structure, skin tone, nail placement, and skin texture are so close to perfect that a majority of people who are attracted to female feet will consider her feet more attractive then anything else they ever seen.
A girl I work with is always playing with her shoes under her desk. One day I walked by and she had them off. I couldn't help but stop and look. I could not believe she had Golden Toes. I have never seen feet so beautiful. Some girls have busted feet or they are so-so. But her feet are so amazing.
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Saying "I love you" for the first time, especially if you're nervous about it and taking a chance.
Sally was shocked when Bob dropped the golden grenade on their first date.
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